DATE: 4:56:00 AM
A man is walking in the Central Park in New York when he sees a mad dog attacking a little boy. He immediately jumps on the dog, squeezing his throat to death, and saving the child.
A New York Times reporter who is watching the scene comes up to him and says:"Sir, I want to make a report of this for tomorrow's issue with the title 'Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of the Child'"!!!
The man says:"But I am not from New York!" The reporter answers:"No problem, we will write 'Courageous American Rescues Innocent Child'".
The man says again: "But I am not American either, I am from Pakistan." The reporter answers:"Well, in that case, the headline will read: 'Fundamentalist Muslim Man Massacres Dog. FBI Suspects Al Qaeda Involvement!!!!'"